Katholocism 

A wonderful religion practiced by thousands. Dedicated to our lord and savior, Kathy bates. Practices include boosting Kathy Bates on Famous Birthdays, cosplaying Kathy Bates AT LEAST once a year, reading the Batesble, and making sure to follow all of the 10 Kathy Kommandments! There is a Discord and several other social medias dedicated to the religion. This religion fully supports LGBTQ+!
Kamen! :)

(Person 1) Hey have you heard about that awesome religion?

(Person 2) What?

(Person 1) Katholocism! It is where you worship Kathy Bates.

(Both people in unison) Praise Kathy Bates!

Katholocism by Cat in the hat ;P October 9, 2020

katholicism 

Katholicism is a religion where we worship our God Kathy bates there are also 10 commandments and more to our religion. instead of oh my god we say oh my Kathy for we worship Kathy and she is our way to redemption on our souls and hearts. All katholics love and respect eachother. There is no lgbtq+ phobia or you have sind and will not be forgiven by Kathy we are all bad bitches and hate Mike Pence 🥰 (aka the general chat on October 7th). Also robert Pattinson important to us and so is Noah miller (ew). We also want Trisha paytas to join our religion so she to can be one with Kathy like the rest of us. We are working on a Bible I believe ( if we don't have a Bible Kathy will be mad). Also Kathy is all we need and all we will ever need in like for we are the church of katholicism and we stand for Kathy.

Amburr Kathy is apart of a religion called katholicism

katholicism by Queenvictorballsack October 7, 2020

Catholocism 

A very large and powerful cult.

Catholocism will fuck your mind, boy. And the priests will fuck your ass.

Catholocism by Reasoner July 7, 2009

Catholocism 

A particular virulent strain of the Christianity disease which causes more violent symptoms, including delusions, arrogance, hatred of other religions and homosexuals, and a strange heady feelings that patients describe as "faith" or "the holy spirit."

Man: Can you tell me what is wrong with me?
Doctor: I'm sorry. You've come down with Christianity. There is no cure.
Man: Dear God! How bad is it?
Doctor: It is probably too late. It's advanced into full-scale Catholocism.
Man: At least I will have faith.

Catholocism by alpPDCjr12 April 9, 2009