John West

The answer to every who question.

The one person reponsible and behind everything EVER in the UNIVERSE! When you dont know the answer

Who is he? John West
Whos house are you going to? John West house
What college do you go to? John West University
Who was the first president? John West
Whats your favorite kind of movie? John Westerns

John West by Patricia villasana October 20, 2011

John West

To call a guy John West is to imply that he will only go out with girls that meet his high standards.

The definition relates to the companies slogan, "It's the fish that John West rejects that makes John West, the best." Which if you consider the girl to be the fish then this is similar to a guy with high standards rejecting girls that don't meet them because he only accepts the best.

Sophie: Hey, Tom would you like to go out with me?

Tom: No thanks Sophie you don't meet my high standards.

Sam: Haha, Tom, Sophie's pretty hot I'm going to call you John West.

John West by weaby7 October 19, 2013

John West

Alternative version of west, may be shortened to John. Used around Manchester and the North-West of England.

That lad is absolutely John West.

John West by a_ev.ans May 3, 2019

John West

When somethings goes 'John West'.... It's not going the best! It could be better!....It's not what I expected!...

Due to attention of 'John West' Fish products and also the recently New 2 Min Rice selection for the Lazy Youth of Today….It's very popular!!!!

One Mate to another on the Phone...

Arite Bro.. How's things with you??

The Bro replies... To be honest with ya mate.. Things are not the 'John West!!'

John West by MJ C October 9, 2009

john west

{john west} a name that comes with a heavy weight for having quite a thick penis and quite the reputation

{john west} once shoved his penis into half of Los Angeles and got away with it before the me too movement

john west by bigdabs420707 December 6, 2018

John West

Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.

Look at this John West mother fucker right here. Eww gross, he's making out with his cousin.

John West by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019

The John West Bat Cave 

Euphemism for the female genitalia.

John West is best known for the mass production of tinned tuna.

Tuna is best known for its for its fishy odour.

Where you have bats, you also have FLAPS.

Caves are natural, often moist, openings.

Lee sensed danger.

His partners excitement was such that she appeared to have sprung a leak.

Ever the dashing hero, and with a winsome cry of "To The John West Bat Cave!", he proceeded to plug the weeping cranny, purple topped piston in hand, and thus disaster was once again averted.

The John West Bat Cave by zappacake June 4, 2009