Japootie 

Another name for a chocolate-covered almond

The local sports team is selling japooties again this year, stock up!

Man, I love japooties!

Japootie by Japootie March 15, 2012

Jahootied

To get destroyed by something or someone.

Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!

Jahootied by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

japooties 

Chocolate covered almonds.

Daddy, what are these candies? Why don't we have them all the time?

These, Frock, are japooties.

japooties by thompsonboy March 15, 2012

Jahootie 

The breast or breasts of an overweight woman which is/(are) extremely large in size and smelly in oder.

That sweaty fat chick has some wicked jahooties!

Jahootie by Jahootie Crusher December 24, 2011

Japooties 

A term for chocolate covered almonds!

Frock went to the local superstore to get some Japooties!

Japooties by lolzzzz! March 15, 2012

Jacooties 

The living organisms that thrive in the warm, wet, Petri dish-like conditions of a hot tub (especially communal tubs). In more favorable conditions, jacooties can actually be seen floating in the froth. DO NOT assume that skimming the froth will remove jacooties from the tub.

I'm not going in that hot tub. Andrew was in there last night with two skanks and now it's full of jacooties. Look, you can see them circling in the froth.

Jacooties by AJPChicago September 22, 2011

Japooties 

Chocolate covered almonds

Do you have any japooties?

Japooties by Eeveelyn March 17, 2012