Jamped 

to get jumped and mugged at the same time

they jamped me fo my throw back man, they beat the shit outta me

Jamped by ALANA May 13, 2004

jamped 

Past tense of jump

Tarra jamped over the fence.

jamped by cutter Buter September 20, 2018

Jamped 

Extremely wild and enthusiastic sex

Jackie has abstained from sex for days, she couldn’t wait to get home to be jamped.

Jamped by Frieda Shiels June 14, 2019

Jamped 

To get stuck in terrain in a 3D game engine.

Damnit, there's a maphole near one of these boulders. I'm jamped. Can someone kill me plz kthx.

Jamped by m0thra February 14, 2020

Jammed Gun 

When you have a kidney stone and can't ejaculate.

"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"

Jammed Gun by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016

jumped off the porch 

started hustling in the streets

I jumped off the porch when I was thirteen.

jumped off the porch by teedy2222 May 25, 2008

japedophile

A typically male japanophile. Sailor moon? Tentacle porn? Every porn girl in a schoolgirl skirt? Keep these people away from the children.

While Ejovi insisted he watched anime for its artistic merit, I think he's really just a japedophile, who's in to little kids.

japedophile by udmeister May 22, 2006