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Instagym 

when a guy is f***ing muscled on social media,
But it's only the photos, cuz when you see him is dry as a toothpick
girl: u see that boy!! Is very muscled
Friend: nahh, he's only an instagym. Is so dry live
Instagym by Nocappinn November 21, 2020
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Instagame 

verb/noun
The game instagrammers play in order to gain more followers/likes. Common tactics include following your prey until they follow you back and then promptly unfollowing them or using hashtags such as #follow4follow and #like4like. Another example would be asking someone to follow you and then not following them back after they have followed you.
verb:
Taras: "Hey Tim, I got Carolyn to follow me."
Tim: "Careful she doesn't instagame you. Shes a beezy."

noun:
Taras: "Tim, I lost a follower!"
Tim: "Dat Instagame doe."
Instagame by Taras M December 11, 2012

Instagaymous 

A homosexual who is known by the gay community around the world, on Instagram. Subject typically flaunts their physical appeal through shirtless selfies, aspirational lifestyle photos and the overtagging of every #gay #instagay #legday hashtag possible.
I think that guy is instagaymous. I almost didn't recognize him with his shirt on.
Instagaymous by elevatorbones February 25, 2015

instagrm 

When you accidentally spell Instagram wrong, sometimes it may be because you are to tired or otherwise not bothered to spell correctly
Jim: hey dude i just posted go check instagrm
Jack: jim wtf u tryin spell
Jim: i meant to spell instagram

Jack: u stupid!

instagamer 

A hot girl/boy who only plays video games for the sole purpose to take photos for instagram.
She's so hot and plays video games, but I think she's just an instagamer.
instagamer by angelofdev May 18, 2017

Instagamous 

Like being monogamous but only on Instagram. You can only like each other’s pics.
Tip: instagamous, no kids?

Kim: sure.

Tip: do you like sponge bob?
Instagamous by Kim_stigram March 3, 2018