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Instacall 

Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Calling" an opponents bet. An instacall is commonly seen against a very weak opponent, one that may have exhibited some sort of tell (ie leaning backwards or forwards in chair, checking hole cards), or just against a complete superdonk that has been bluffing at pots with deuce-seven all night. Term also implies that the player has absolutely no respect at all for the raise his opponent puts in.
You: You're damn right that was a big raise, and if you come over the top I'll instacall your lyin ass
Opponent: "I'm All..."
You: "CALL"
*Opponent: (muck)
Instacall by mcchris June 20, 2008
Term used in poker referring to the act of "Instantly Folding"
With the blinds up to $10,000-$20,000, I instafolded my 10/2 off suit
instafold by Steelheader August 6, 2008

instafooled 

The term used when your Instagram crush doesn't look like his/her picture in real life. The frequent use of filters and deceptive angles may cause you to believe they're a certified 10 on the scale, but in real life, the way the light hits their face doesn't do them any justice.
Merhawit: I met my Instagram crush last night, but he didn't look like ANY of his pictures :(

Natanya: Damn, girl, you were instafooled!
instafooled by l0uisian1mal July 20, 2013

instaholic 

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7
That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.
instaholic by malima August 19, 2014

Instaroll 

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.
"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."
Instaroll by mirk4 November 9, 2009

Instalol 

Something that is instantly laughed at without any absorption time necessary.
Watching that kid drop his entire lunch while going down the staircase was such an instalol that I dropped mine as well.
Instalol by Vlio December 14, 2010