I like your shoes: If a person of the female gender says "I like your shoes" to a straight man, it is undeniable that she feels tremendous sexual desire for him. It is the one truly sure-fire way to know if she wants to bang. Unfortunately, it may require some human social skills to figure out her interests beyond the basics of sex, such as what positions she prefers to do it in.
Jen: "Hiya bob. I like your shoes"
*Bob clears space on his desk*
Bob: "Thanks, I got them yesterday"
*Jen puts herself on the desk, wrapping her legs around his face*
Jen: "Oh, cool. Where at?"
Bob: "oh uh, I actually got them off amazon. Say, should I maybe eat your pussy?"
Jen: "might aswell while youre down there"
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).