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hobaline 

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies
Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Hubbling 

When you're checking out a bitch that is so out of this world that you need a telescope.
"You know that chick in bio class?"
"The one with the crazy ass?"
"Yeah, I was mad hubbling that the whole class period"
Hubbling by Hubbles October 4, 2012

Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.
Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?
Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008
From the Greek Work Hobbalobbagus. A dumb trick deeply resembling the Hobb Gobblin and a Hobbit. Hobblits usually crash frat parties by keeping their eye on the shones and cock blocking.
Damn that fat bitch in the green is hating on my splayfulness...what a hobblit
Hobblit by Dominicant April 26, 2008
Hoblink is dirty
Hoblink by BigfootVI September 19, 2018