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humplestiltskin 

A game played in groups of people involving guessing the identity of a mysterious 'humper'.
The Humpee is blindfolded naked on the floor and the lights are turned out...
One person, chosen randomly and secretly by picking a colored straw, humps the victum... The victum must then try to guess who it was. If guessed correctly that person becomes the victum.
Lets Play Humplestiltskin!
No, my mom isnt home...
Hairy Nipples on chicks. No one likes that!
Man I cleaned my teeth every time I kissed her nipples!
hiples by fuckretardsintheass! November 19, 2004
the male version of herpes
usually occurs around the facial region.
Normal Guy: Hey what's on your face?

Evaristo: I gots the "himpes"!
himpes by Yevrag35 June 30, 2010
Hard nipples, the cause of cold weather, an alternative to stipples
Beth: William, you appear to have hipples
Will: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
hipples by herpaderp222 March 28, 2011
Hipples is a name commonly used for someone who wears their pants/shorts above that of normal individuals. Generally, the top of the pants/shorts rest somewhere between the hip line and the nipple line, but most definitely more apparent when worn closer to the nipple line. You can also refer to this person as "The Jodemeister". Other characteristics describing this individual include wearing very "loud" shirts and ties, having Kung Fo Fighting as your cell phone ring tone, as well as having worked for Integra in Dallas.
Have you seen hipples today...he is pulling a 3.7 on the hipplemeter.
hipples by T. McGee September 9, 2008

Himpletit 

Guy 1 "lmao your mums a himpletit"
Guy 2 "mate honestly fuck up"
Himpletit by Boogalogaler August 26, 2023