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He is such an awesome guy. He has a massive dick and loves spend time with others. He might say that he just wants to be your friend, but deep down he really loves you and cares for you. Keep ahold of a Heston because he will love you until the end.
Man: “Wow Heston has such a big dick
Woman “ yea it’s huge”
Heston by Boyman1212 May 28, 2021
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Has big dick and is freaky he went to cascade middle school and can make u cum like he made me-maila
Herson is so fine
Herson by Maila uclaray October 15, 2019
An attractive woman. Sexually desirable variation of fatso.
Dick: I've gat a boner for the new vice principal.
Bob: Oh, I know, she's a total hotso.
Hotso by senorslow December 9, 2008

hensonism 

The inadvertent actualizing of a metaphor.
Saying "those dialysis machine really take it out of you" is a coplete hensonism.

Other hensonisms:

CNN captioned its story about the tsunami as “Braking News”

I was watching "The Universe" on TV. An astronomer and a geologist where talking about how the Moon is thought to be geologically inert and one said, “if they found volcanic activity on the Moon it would be ground braking.”

“It wasn’t the career I wanted but being a waitress allowed me to put food on the table

“I forgot one key thing” Said referring to the forgotten car keys.

General Norman Schwarzkopf was being interviewed by a television anchor woman and when he was unwilling to make a precise response she said “what do you think, generally speaking.”
hensonism by Gwendalin 568 June 2, 2010

tim henson 

media darling, host of the distorted view daily podcast.
"hey freaks!, welcome to the distorted view daily podcast. im your host tim henson, the media darling."
tim henson by tom peters July 1, 2005

Hotsophobic

When a person gets nervous around someone there attracted to.
I couldnt say anything to her, i got hotsophobic
Hotsophobic by silenthazz April 9, 2009