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Definitions by senorslow

An attractive woman. Sexually desirable variation of fatso.
Dick: I've gat a boner for the new vice principal.
Bob: Oh, I know, she's a total hotso.
Hotso by senorslow December 9, 2008

Lane Giant 

Word Play on the Lane Bryant brand, a clothing store for big girls--hence the mean spirited and completely hilarious "giant."
Sara: I just love Old Navy. Check out these Daisy Dukes, how cute!

Bertha: None of this crap fits me, let's go to Lane Giant so I can buy a sheet to wear to the wedding and then we can go to Cinnabon.
Lane Giant by senorslow April 11, 2007

Let's be nuns 

The true origin of the word lesbians. Meaning: Chicks who dig each other sexually.
It's seems, a long, long time ago, two young girls were sitting around wishing there was a place where girls could hang out alone and kiss and bite and lick a suck and screw one anonther. Just then, it struck one of them that there already was just such a place, and she proclaimed, "let's be nuns!"
I don't care how old and how married I ever get, I am never going to get one of those hideous, short, boyish haircuts that all the other teacher-chicks at school are getting. Christ, they all look like a bunch of let's be nuns.
Let's be nuns by senorslow February 14, 2007