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Herple-Burples 

The bubble-like visual symptoms of Herpes.
OH SHIT! Check out that one grimy guy with the herple-burples! That shit never quits man!

herple bubble

A herpe infested cum-bubble, or a derogatory term for a person being queer.
1.) Dude, don't be such a herple bubble.
2.) Dude! Did you see that bitch's herple bubble?! That was the nastiest thing I've ever seen! I got some in my eye!

Herpdert 

When a marriage of two different people from two different cultures have an outdoor ceremony but the pastor is Jewish
Herpdert by leatherwings February 25, 2015

arse herpes 

Mary: “hey you bastard you’ve given me herpes
Dave: “most likely arse herpes”
arse herpes by Chrish77 August 3, 2019

herpes fuck 

When you knowingly have sex with someone who has herpes or some other sexual transmitted disease solely because they are extremely attractive and/or you are extremely sexually aroused.
"I can't believe you are trying to fuck her!" Jared said
"Why?" Thomas asked, "She's really hot!"
"You remember 'hot-balls Dan'? Who do you think gave him the hot balls? He was warned and he herpes fucked her anyway"
"I'll use a condom, because I am going to herpes fuck her too. She is hot and I have me some blue balls," Thomas retorted.
"'hot-balls Dan' used a condom too," Jared responded, "Her scabs tore a hole in it!"
Thomas said, "Well.... YOLO! I am going to eat that... well maybe not eat it.... but I am going to fuck that pussy!"
herpes fuck by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Seaside Herpes 

Seaside herpes are obtained when you follow a trend and go to seaside for spring break and hang around a bunch of people during a pandemic and hook-up with 12 people in one sitting
Oh you went to seaside this spring break?? And you was around Eliza, Ava, Bella, Claire, Chloe, AND ASHLEY???? You got me FUCKKEDDD up if you think imma spend one more second around yo seaside herpes havin basic ass
Seaside Herpes by Traukiee March 15, 2021