Half-T 

A derogatory term used to describe size of penis. Originating from the length of golf tee placed in the ground, one can be deemed: quarter tee, half tee, full tee, or the much sought after, mega-tee.

Usage: to be used in conjunction with one's name, typically the surname.

"Hey there, Mega-Tee Johnson!"

"Watch, here comes Half-T Rahllis. He's been grumpy ever since we figured out why he has little man syndrome."

Half-T by The Angriest of Narwhaling January 28, 2014

It ain’t even Half Time 

A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.

Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.

It ain’t even Half Time by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

It ain’t even Half Time 

A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.

Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱

It ain’t even Half Time by Denied AKA Cipher March 13, 2021

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

I can't understand flim half the time by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

That ain't half 

somethings that's not bad

Person A: "Whats for lunch?"
Person B: "Beef tips over seasoned noodles"
Person A: "That ain't half"

That ain't half by Black_N_Miles April 6, 2017

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour 

Noun: originating in the French Alps to describe the annual knickerbocker of pro-am British cycling teams.

Could you tie a green ribbon?
Yes. I’ve been on it’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour.

It’s that ain’t half hoot rogue heroes mum tour by Thinos February 9, 2025

I don't give half a fuck 

To care so little about something that one half of the standard fuck will suffice. Used when you want to make clear that you truely could care less.

Mary: "Do you want to go have sushi or steak?"
Joe: "Whatever, I don't care".
Mary: "Or should we go to Benihana?"
Joe: "I don't give half a fuck! Let's just eat!"

I don't give half a fuck by Jumpingrat September 2, 2008