Guatemalan Sunrise

An appropriate way to awake your lady. After a long night of sweaty sex and she lays with a blissful look upon her face. You start at her chin dragging your genitals up her face until your balls cross her eyelids, lifting them and awakening her thus creating sunrise effect.

I gave my lady a Guatemalan Sunrise and saved myself a trip to Starbucks.

Guatemalan Sunrise by Jsweet April 22, 2014

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Guatemalan Sunrise

This is a sexual act that is accomplished through the insertion of Guacamole, egg whites, and hot sauce being poured inside of a vagina, then to top it all off, you fuck whichever hole it is. Most commonly performed in the morning.

Daamn B, I hella got drunk and gave that bitch a Guatemalan Sunrise and shit yo!

Guatemalan Sunrise by Mikey Fresh B February 22, 2011

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Guatemalan Sunrise

A method of assassinating a person or persons by throwing a hand grenade into the bedroom in the dead of night; thus, the last "sunrise" they see is the explosion of the grenade.

If I don't get my money, the last thing you and your family will see is the Guatemalan Sunrise.

Guatemalan Sunrise by MrTouchdown April 7, 2010

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Guatamalan sunrise

Smoking a Doobie and drinking orange juice after a night of having extreme anal sex without lubricant.

"Fuck I haven't had a Guatamalan Sunrise in a good minute!"

Guatamalan sunrise by Lazeonhaze April 29, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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