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Gay Jesus 

Gay jesus a gay (usually male) individual who is most likely in a chorus or art magnet and never shuts the fuck up leading to a flock (or the correct term) herd of fags surrounding them at all time and treating them as above everyone else
"You know that fat fag gavin in the chorus magnet who never shuts the fuck up?"

"Yea they treat him like hes gay jesus or some shit"
Gay Jesus by Short midget cunt June 11, 2018

Thank gay jesus

What queer people say instead of thank god
Thank gay jesus by Evie70 December 7, 2021

Gay Space Jesus 

A nickname for Kaworu Nagisa from Neon Genesis Evangelion due to the fact that he appears to be gay, from space, and jesus
Person 1: Who is your favorite character from evangelion
Person 2: Kaworu Nagisa
Person 1: Oh, you mean gay space jesus

Gay for Jesus

Someone so addicted to religion that they make priests look like athiests
That guy is so gay for jesus it should be a sin
Gay for Jesus by Oure September 29, 2018

Jesus gay his dad 

Carl-“Ur mom gay
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian
Carl-“Ur granny tranny
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”

nuke gay whales for jesus 

A catch phrase designed specifically to offend everybody in the room.
The party had way too many stuffy arrogant bastards and besides it was time to leave, so I ripped off a few nuke gay whales for jesus rants and showed myself to the door.