Franklen 

A person who is lucky enough to know a Jeffrey (see Jeffrey).

Franklen is so lucky. He gets to be friends with a Jeffrey.

Franklen by DeerInTrees January 31, 2014

Frankenbite 

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".

Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.

Frankenbite by jayjaybird February 20, 2017

Al Franken 

The United States senator who finally gave the Democratic Party the 60 votes they needed to keep the GOP from filibustering the country to a standstill.

Jon Stewart: "(Senator Arlen) Specter's move (switching political parties) puts the Democrats within a hair's breath of an unfilibusterable 60 seat Senate majority.

So now it appears the Senate's balance of power--in many respects, the very future of our nation--is in the hands of Al Franken."

-- The Daily Show, April 28, 2009

Al Franken by Truthiness to Power April 29, 2009

Frankenbike 

A bike built up from various components scrounged from different sources (friends, swap meets, craigslist, etc.).

Elmo didn't have the money for a new bike, but he managed to assemble a Frankenbike from stuff he had lying around the garage and a few parts he picked up cheap from craigslist.

Frankenbike by Dr. Moop August 14, 2009

Frankenpiss

A walk or dance- like movement performed by an intoxicated college student, or any other mentally unstable individual, while attempting to urinate on his peers. The stream of urine and hand position forces the perpetrator to walk in a slow, deliberate pace, usually one leg at a time, to avoid showering themselves. With the exception of the hand positioning, this lumbering motion closely resembles the walk of the legendary monster, Frankenstein.

-Dude, I so did the Frankenpiss on that man last night!
-If she was any uglier, I'd have to Frankenpiss that ho.

Frankenpiss by Clit_Eastwood June 13, 2009

Franken 

The practice of grabbing a woman's breasts while she is asleep.

My brother Owen photographed me giving that playboy model a good franken while she was napping between shows.

Franken by hog_hell November 16, 2017

frankencomputer 

A computer filled with pieces parts from other dead computers.

This is my frankencomputer I built using Grandma, Dads and Moms old computer.

frankencomputer by adamrafael4 November 2, 2009