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Flambongo 

A drinking apparatus, similar to a beer bong for Funneling, made from a pink plastic yard flamingo. The amazing suction-like power of the flamingo neck figuratively shoots the beer down the flambongoer's (also possible to use as noun) throat.

There are various ways to make a Flambongo. The most common method is to cut the head off completely and insert a funnel into the bottom. Another popular method is to simply hack off the entire rear-end of the already-decapitated flamingo.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo.

I made a flambongo this weekend for the party!
Flambongo by JS&SV July 13, 2011
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Riding the Flamingo 

Riding the Flamingo is when; one moment you are innocently admiring the Flamingo's in the park, the next, your pants are down around your ankles and you find yourself balls deep in pink fluff.
I saw Ross in the park yesterday, he was riding the Flamingo, and it was savage.

flamingocore 

Genre of music that’s “hardcore/punk/metal-adjacent” but still socially acceptable to be played in coffee shops/“non-hc” places.

Some examples of this genre would be: Metz, Daughters (2018-present), Hot Snakes, Mission of Burma, etc.

Originating from a coffee shop called “The Flamingo” in Jacksonville, FL
Person1: “dude did you hear that new Ceremony record?”
Person2: “yeah they’re going totally Flamingocore”
flamingocore by feelawful October 23, 2020
A flamboni is when a man takes a woman's bloody recently used tampon and drills it up his own ass using his index finger, then craps it back into the woman's mouth.
This bitch wanted me to eat her out on the rag so I gave her a Flamboni so she could taste that shit herself.
Flamboni by Weffy September 12, 2014

Flamingosi

In Serbian language it marks people that can’t afford wasting money on expensive alcoholic beverage and designer clothes.

They usually have only one drink at the bar - most of the time it’s a cocktail or white coffee.
“ Look flamingosi! Lets order some champagne to flex!”
Flamingosi by Lipfi January 16, 2022

Flamingo fanny 

A word that one of my mates came up with in a boring maths lesson.
Flamingo fanny by Abi F January 3, 2020

Albert/flamingo 

Albert/flamingo is EPIC YO TONGO
Albert/flamingo by anonymous November 1, 2020