Fauxtee 

A sparse goatee grown while on vacation or over a long weekend. Typically grown by yuppie bankers, accountants or lawyers trying to shed their wholesome weekday image and prove some level of rebellion.

Girl 1: Hey check out that guy - he looks pretty hot.
Girl 2: Nah, it's a fauxtee. Total dork, it'll be gone monday morning.

Fauxtee by JuniorBater November 5, 2010

fauxtee 

A shaving of the facial hair, usually of a teenage boy, meant to resemble a goatee. But usually they don't have enough facial hair to make it noticeable anyway.

13-year-old 1: Hey, you like my goatee?
13-year-old 2: Dude you don't even have enough hair to have a goatee. That's like a fauxtee.

fauxtee by Ben Cannon October 9, 2005

Fauxtee 

A mustache and beard that does not connect with each other to make a complete goatee.

I can't get my beard to connect with my mustache, so I have to settle with the fauxtee.

Fauxtee by Lu Menace August 24, 2012

Fauxtee 

A medical mask that an individual will wear around his/her chin at the time of the Covid-19 epidemic during solitude, bipedal transport.

During the walk to the grocery store, I wore a Fauxtee because it was difficult to breathe and there was no one around me.

Fauxtee by SleepyZP3 July 17, 2020

fauxthenticity 

The conscientious, studied, and contrived attempt to appear authentic, graceful, and natural.

Clementine was full of fauxthenticity the other day, after hitting Urban Outfitters and American Apparel in one afternoon -- it costs a lot of money to look so poor!

fauxthenticity by Slackie Onassis April 14, 2010

fauxtella

The store brand and generic varieties of Nutella.

This Nutella like product from Aldi should be labeled fauxtella.

fauxtella by runbucky October 8, 2012

Fauxtweeter 

A person who sets up a fake celebrity Twitter account.

I hope the fauxtweeter who set up the Darth Vader Twitter account gets busted. I thought that was for real!

Fauxtweeter by Tinkerbell Hilton July 7, 2009