Fauf 

Someone who pees with their shorts at their ankles.

Alvin is probably a fauf

Fauf by JohnDon9E December 4, 2021

Fauf 

Anything and everything that can possibly be miscontrued

When you're sitting in Ghiradelli and you start laughing so hard that your volume rises, you can't breathe, and other's around you are becoming deaf, tears are flowing rapidly down your face, and your stomach hurts so much that breathing is not an option.

The only possible explanation - someone faufed.

Fauf by dr. manslut July 20, 2009

Faufbjelk 

The Act of Milking a tortoise

Tony Loves Faufbjelk More than his Family

Faufbjelk by Oure September 29, 2018

faufreluches

Class system as created within the Dune universe of Frank Herbert's series of books, Dune.

His position in life was defined within the faufreluches class system

faufreluches by CreoleRower July 26, 2009

Fauft

To fart and cough at the same time in a public or private area.

Hey dude, I just fauft in front of this woman. I was not sure whether or not I should be embarrassed or proud at myself.

Fauft by Tazou May 23, 2018

Faufar 

A Faufar is when you jerk it into your socks and than grab it off the floor to wear that day.

Today Dusty tried to put a rock solid faufar on his foot, next time he should use a tissue.

Faufar by boooooobbbbbeeeh March 3, 2009

Faufie 

A selfie with Dr. Anthony Fauci or an image of Fauci (cardboard cutout, etc.)

After I got my vaccine, there was a carboard cutout or Dr. Anthony Fauci, so I took a Faufie!

Faufie by Philomena Zappa March 9, 2021