Fakturd 

A fucking retarted turd.

Justin Bieber is a Fakturd .

Fakturd by Shietz July 1, 2016

Faturday

The day of the week on which you're allowed to eat whatever you like, regardless of your usual dietary practices.

Dani: Should I get the apple pie or brownie for dessert?
Allison: Just get both; it's faturday.

or

After eating nothing but salads all week, Courtney couldn't wait until faturday; the cake in the fridge had her name written all over it.

Faturday by Czar Yellowfin November 1, 2009

fapturd 

Noun.

A person who is fapping while taking a shit

I did a fapturd in the bathroom just a second ago

fapturd by Arno The Troller February 10, 2021

Faturday

A day of over eating unhealthy things you would not eat on a daily basis

Last Saturday ,well Faturday, I ate so much BBQ I thought my belly was going to pop.

Faturday by ABCanterbury September 12, 2010

fagturd 

(fag • terd)
noun
1. A homo that is (or is acting like) a piece of sh*t.

2. What is expelled from a man's rectum after being on the receiving end of unprotected anal sex with another man.

1. He used to be such a nice guy but lately he's been acting like a complete fagturd!

2. After having his ass pounded by so many complete strangers, Jake passed a huge fagturd as soon as he got home.

fagturd by impsdlight May 31, 2016

farturd 

When you are just trying to fart and a turd squeeks out.

-Dude, in the middle of class I farturded and a huge turd slid down me pants!

-Eww man did you just leave it in class???

-Hell yeah I did!

farturd by Teh Azn October 21, 2010

The Faturdays 

A group of overweight girls dolled up in short dresses and killer heels, with hair extensions, false nails and false lashes. Fake tan and cellulite complete the look. Can be spotted drinking alcopops or cocktails in bars across the UK every weekend.

Look out lads, here come The Faturdays!

The Faturdays by Geester September 12, 2010