Douchetosis 

A person or being that acts or is like a douche bag. Normally a huge idiot.

"Man Jim seems to have been acting like a douche lately. I think he caught Douchetosis."

Douchetosis by ArcticPhoenix900 May 17, 2014

doucheoisie 

A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.

I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.

doucheoisie by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010

doucheois 

pronounced like bourgeois

1) A person whose surface political, economic, and social status are determined mainly by obtaining properties and conventional respectability generally considered outside his or her reach.

2) A douche bag of middle-class ranking who strives to be high-class with spectacularly crushing results.

Sam: Can you believe Troy went broke trying to get the latest iPone?

Mike: He's such a doucheois.

doucheois by Eric Payne June 16, 2008

doucheosity 

a meter that can tell the amount of "douche" someone is.

Gregs "doucheosity" was so high it was off the charts.

doucheosity by flo ferguson October 19, 2008

douchecosity 

A measure of the number of douche bags in the immediate area. Thus, an open field would be considered to have a very low douchecosity level, where as a night club on a Friday night will tend to have a relatively high level.

The douchecosity level at the Cedar Hotel sure is high on Friday nights. There are popped collars everywhere.

douchecosity by douchecosity November 9, 2011

Doucheoisie 

A combination of a douche bag and a bourgeoisie.

Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.

Doucheoisie by Elk e summer March 5, 2011

doucheoisie 

The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.

Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.

doucheoisie by Mauerhan November 11, 2009