Divortion

When a couple gets divorced because the female had a abortion.

Wife: Shit I gotta give up this baby...
Husband: NO!
Wife: YES THE BABY MUST GO!
Husband: I WANT A DIVORTION!

Divortion by Squigly Cow November 3, 2010

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divortion

When you kill the marriage instead of just leaving

Did you hear the Smith's had a huge divortion it was really messy!

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When a husband or wife kill their spouse.

Karen opted for a divortion instead of a divorce. She wasn’t about to pay that cheating scum bag a penny of alimony.

Divortion by Ms Jen April 4, 2020

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When your parents get a divorce and an abortion

When you’re pregnant and married and don’t want either

Ah man, I’m really depressed. My parents just got a divortion.

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Simply the addition of Divorce and Abortion. For easily pronounciation, anyway both of them are sin.

Lets debate about divortion. So what can you say?

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this divortion in killin' me

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