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Dirty Tulips 

When a man's girlfriend or wife deficates and wipes from back to front, the boyfriend or husband then proceeds to go down and eat her vaghole clean. The opposite is when a man deficates, wipes from back to front over his scrotum...this is refered to as a "Glazed Coin purse".
i suggested something different for the ol'lady's birthday this year...i told her i wanna get her dirty tulips!
tulips two lips tainted flower foul flower reverse wipe glazed coin purse-there has been a revision
Dirty Tulips by Dirty Gardener July 28, 2010
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dirty tulip 

An woman whos vagina is fucked hard till her legs shake off. Fucked by a man named Deondre.
dirty tulip by Chicken Mcnugs April 16, 2020

dirt tulip 

When you capture your fart in your closed hand, raise it to your friend's nose and open your hand with fingers pointing to the sky.
Billy gave Skip a dirt tulip as a wake up call.
dirt tulip by coug dude May 18, 2015

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026

Collective 600 pound gorilla 

A group of people that rolls 600 pounds deep, which is really no different than if one person acted like the 600 pound gorilla all by themself, it's just bullying spread around a group to fuck with somebody. Just like each person has an asshole, and to some degree is an asshole, a collective 600 pound gorilla has a collective asshole so that no one person has to take responsibility for being the asshole or the one who said this or that.
The collective 600 pound gorilla was punching its chest, showing who the alphas were.
Word of the Day on June 12, 2026

Team of Destiny 

noun

A sports team/organization that by all conventional metrics should not have success/wins in whatever activity, but somehow by apparent luck they find a way to win.
example: "The 2013-2014 University of Auburn football team was the team of destiny that year that managed to make it all the way to the championship."
Team of Destiny by BIGDADY February 8, 2024
Word of the Day on June 11, 2026

House Mouse

A man or women, unmarried, and living like a house wife or house husband. A house mouse is very pampered and well cared for, in exchange for this the mouse takes care of the house and anything elts to keep master happy.
What do you do for work?
I dont work, I'm someone's house mouse.
House Mouse by Pampered Bitch July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on June 10, 2026