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Dark Ages 

What the world is about to enter into, a second time. Hopefully I am wrong.
Trump won't be enough. Thanks to Obama, the Western world is going into another Dark Ages. I can feel it
Dark Ages by Charmouche February 20, 2017

Dark Ages 

When you have been without electricity or technology for a while, and aren't up to date with it all-such as older generations, people living on farms with little technology, or those who have been left without electricity due to various circumstances.
John: hey mate have you seen the new iPhones?
Jack: what's an iPhone?
John: have you been living in the dark ages? Else you would know.

Jill: we had a tornado come through last week. They haven't been able to restore power yet.
Mary: oh no that's terrible. It's like you're living in the dark ages again!
Dark Ages by SunshineStar1 November 3, 2015

Dark Ages 

secular society depicts the dark ages as a time where religion repressed humanity in growth, When in REALITY, this was the TAMING period of the human dog for submission to god in jesus name first in discipline to righteousness from their Pagan ways and thus allow newly formed disciplined entities the energy and Will to overcome difficulties towards the advancement of Awareness.
Wikipedia tells the masses " "Dark Ages" is a term referring to the perceived period of both cultural and economic deterioration as well as disruption that took place in Western Europe following the decline of the Roman Empire." but followers of Christ know this was the Time needed to Tame the pagan dogs of Europe, savage Americas was next with African companions learning along the way. still far more work needs to be done for the human dog as their best friend is surely a barking biting savage .
Dark Ages by sambo sami suleiman azar September 16, 2010

Dark Ages 

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.
Person 1: Should we invite Nate over?

Person 2: Naaaa he's in the Dark Ages!
Dark Ages by Mr. Groller October 29, 2011

Dark Ages of Warcraft 

"Dark Ages of Warcraft", is a Custom game for Warcraft 3 "The Frozen Throne". It is a strategy type game based on the original Warcraft 3 storyline but in the time after "The Frozen Throne's" campaign. It was created by Luka_blight, and clan TSI. It is a great game and the latest versions are available on epicwar.com
Dark Ages of Warcraft by Sam Codo December 24, 2007

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call 

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.