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Factory Parts or Customized? 

Factory Parts or Customized? is a question that you should ask when you meet a woman for a date or meet at a bar. Basically asking were you born this way or did you have to have surgery to get this way?
Woman: Let's go back to my place
Man: Sounds good, but one last question...Factory Parts or Customized?
Woman: Every part straight from the Factory and original equipment.

customize.app 

An application available to Jailborken iPhone/iPod Touch users through Installer.app or Cydia.app. It allows users to alter the settings of the phone/iPod to their liking.
Dude, I just installed Customize.app on my phone and instead of saying "Slide to Unlock" it says "Welcome Jimmy!" Isn't that awesome!
customize.app by Warlock2201 August 26, 2008

customizability 

Ability to customize. Originally conceived and formulated in the West Covina. Generally used to describe vulnerability assessment software to prospective end users and to let them know the shit works.
The customizability of our software is the number one reason why people buy our product. You can find a buncha hackers, crackas, and angry chinamen breaking into your network.
customizability by Hordale-pues August 24, 2004
To make or alter an individual's lady parts to serve her "target market."
"I like it best when the curtains match the drapes. Could you cuntomize?"
cuntomize by pickz January 9, 2014

crustalized 

When ones personal hygiene mutates from crust to a crystallized funk one the body.
Teds eyes had crustalized after his hard nights sleep.
Ted pants had crustalized on his butt after they had been worn for two days.
crustalized by Burque1621 July 6, 2018

customizing 

A trend that has become popular for everything. Customizing clothes, customizing meals, customizing cars, customizing in video games, customizing houses, customizing t-shirts, customizing hairstyles,etc,etc,etc...
Can get really annoying and invasive.
"Godammit, I wanna play Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge but I gotta do all this customizing bullshit. Argh!! I don't care what hairstyle he has, no, i don't want to select my character's sexual preference..."
customizing by cerealtitties January 11, 2006