Crunk Junk

Alcoholic beverages or drugs of such poor quality their use is only acceptable while crunk, or to reach a state of crunkenness.

Dude, that nasty 100-proof peppermint schnapps you bought is crunk junk!

Crunk Junk by Mount P February 12, 2006

Crunk Junk

Crunk Junk is a phrase used to describe the things (drugs, alcohol) that get you crunk (messed up).

JOHNNY: Hey home boy what kinda crunk junk you got tonight?
TJ: Shit, I got some weed and i got a couple of 40's.
JOHNNY: Helll yaaa!!

Crunk Junk by Johnny S. October 30, 2005

crunk junk

a type of dunk in streetball - it involves a self alley-oop and a 180 degree spin before catching the ball and dunking it over your head

did you see that crunk junk i just pull?
i know it was insane

crunk junk by switch_19 April 18, 2006

crunk in your junk 

Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.

" Dude, stop scratching your nuts. Everyone's looking."

"Sorry bro. I got crunk in my junk."

crunk in your junk by Tory... May 4, 2005

Crank-junk 

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"

Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk

Crank-junk by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022

Junk clunk 

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound

“Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”

Junk clunk by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024

punch out a chunk of rump junk

To do a shit.

Jayden ran to the ceramic throne to punch out a chunk of rump junk.

punch out a chunk of rump junk by Zonal K October 3, 2019