Crobber 

A person who, despite thinking otherwise, has no natural talent in any ground whatsoever.

"Can he rap?"
"Nah never he's a total crobber"

Crobber by yomanamesjoe April 14, 2010

crobber 

An absolute baller, someone with natural athletic abilities that owns at sports.

Often a girl that can keep her own with guys playing sports.

Damn, that chick is a crobber. She just beat the boys' basketball team in a scrimmage!

Be sure to gaurd number 17, they're a real crobber.

crobber by TheBoss72 March 8, 2009

clobber 

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

clobber by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clobberin the gorilla 

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

clobberin the gorilla by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering 

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

fuck clobbering by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberwhopped 

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

clobberwhopped by PD&KS October 3, 2007

Cwobbers 

A crazy, anarchist, alcoholic, two-steppin', shocker giving, Buckfast drinking, wetroom loving, semi-aquatic, Cornish male named Rob who loves long walks on the beach.

"Hey look that Cwobbers is out of control!"

"Hold on tight Cwobbers is in the house."

Cwobbers by Cocaine Clayton January 23, 2014