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Crack addict eyes 

When is dishevelled and has eyes that are so tired you just know they have been on a lifetime of crack and/or heroin. In actuallity, the effect has like been achieved with a few weeks' poor sleep.
I can't go anywhere because people assume I have crack addict eyes. In reality I'm just a poor sleeper.

Crackeress 

A female Texan who posts crazy stuff about how blacks loved slavery and how Lincoln started the Civil War before he was even inaugurated. She also likes to use made-up words that she finds on Urban Dictionary as real words!!
Crackeress likes to say, "Oh you embicle moran retardo, you are such a rediculos epidologist if you think that the Civil War was about slavery -- it was about tariffs!! The South didn't start the war -- the mean Union troops were firing bricks from their fort at the nice, genteel cannonballs of the Southern gentry. It was so brutal!! Lincoln renig on a promise to let the South expand slavery."

CRACKEYES 

A person who has nystagmus and is given the nick name crackeyes
My friend Jordan, we call him crackeyes because of his nystagmus
CRACKEYES by Crackeyes December 7, 2006

crackeresque 

An adjective used to describe something very cracker like.
Example 1
“Fuck are you wearing man, those shoes are very crackeresque”

Example 2
“Yeah I’ve been to his house, it’s very crackeresque”
crackeresque by Ricky D. PhD April 29, 2022

crackeyed 

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed
crackeyed by chris April 21, 2004

Crackeress 

I was watching a documentary that used the word, "negress". My sister remarked, If a black woman or girl is "Negress ", what is a white woman or girl? I responded with "Crackeress". Makes sense to me.

The crackeress was shocked by the negress calling her a crackeress.
Crackeress by Mochagirl February 5, 2023