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Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face
Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."
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cottiered 

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically
Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.
cottiered by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017
a cottie in New York city is basically a slut, hoe, hooker, or a freak
"yo check out that cottie" im bout to smashh
cottie by fyn3zt April 7, 2008

colitissed 

verb.

-- research term for the process of intra-rectally injecting an agent (eg. oxazalone) that causes subsequent colitis and bloody diarrhea
I colitissed the shit out of that mouse because it was looking at me funny!
colitissed by oxcol September 8, 2010
When someone misses school or work having recently obtained a new Call of Duty game. It can in fact be used for any game, not just CoD.
Teacher: 'Where's (name)?'
Students: 'He probably has coditis sir.'
Coditis by ryanocerous123 February 26, 2011