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absent-minded professor 

The very intelligent are sometimes preoccupied with weighty matters (as they suppose) insomuch that they forget about more prosaic matters -- such as remembering keys, wallet, phone, appointments, etc.
The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...

abcentminded

1. A gamer who isn't to fond of people better than him.
2. Will 1v1 you in rainbow six siege to prove dominance.

3. The God of all memes holy.
Person 1: He's such an abcentminded
Person 2: He always wants to 1v1
abcentminded by ABCENTMINDED68 December 19, 2019

Absentmindedstudentism 

The inability to focus; zoning out; Can also refer to professors or teachers losing their train of thought.
Ashley: What did the teacher say?.... Jim...JIM!
Jim: Don't ask me. I'm suffering from absentmindedstudentism.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026