Cocomil 

Probably one of the best tasting drinks ever, originating at lehigh university in january of 2008 at a LUWB pregame meal at Rathbone Dining Hall. it is a mixture of skim milk and diet coke. preferably an approximate 6.4 to 3.6 skim milk to diet coke ratio.

"Ayo, pass me a glass of that cocomil.. i'm in the mood for that good shit."

"Truth, i can't believe you keep drinkin that cocomil, what the hell is wrong with you?"

Cocomil by KI the Truth January 31, 2008

cocomelon kid 

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

cocomelon kid by onperiodtluv July 15, 2021

Cocomelon

A parents worst nightmare

mom: hears cocomelon
also mom:throws away child

Cocomelon by Ilovedannydevito September 9, 2021

Cocomelon

The nemesis to Pewdiepie. A terrible and wretched group that specializes in terrible kids content. inferior to pretty much everybody.

“Cocomelon is gathering it’s forces, Pewdiepie may be overthrown!”

Cocomelon by Bigboibeatem’ June 17, 2020

Cocomelons 

What they call huge boobs in the Philippines.

Olyria Roy, the instagram model from Moscow, Russia, has a wonderful pair of Cocomelons.

Cocomelons by launcestonelliot September 24, 2021

cocodile 

A cocodile is a crocodile but infinitely cooler

that cocodile was so cool

cocodile by NotNotNotNeil June 25, 2022

Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.

What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style

Cocomelon by A dying goat June 22, 2020