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Cockballs Assington 

Cockballs Assington III is an infamous Duke of Assington, a Province of South Wales. Cockballs Assington I hit it big by digging corn holes and harvesting large amounts of Ethanol. British Petroleum bought out his shares and Assington became "new money" overnight. His grandson, Cockballs Assington III is known for being a billlionaire playboy. A reckless spirit, whose fashion sense greatly surpasses his social graces, Assington has allegedly slept with over 10,000 women. Assington was once reported to have said, "I have more bastards than billions." The phrase"Cockballs Assington" is often used to denote great frustation or a state of utter shock and awe because of Assington's affronting nature.
Hey chap. Did you hear that the future Queen is a commoner?" "Holy Cockballs Assington!

cocknballtorture 

A sex torture Kink that will make your balls deflate and your lightning rod elongated. A beta male usually uses this type of kink.
Samantha: Ethan, shut up you beta.
Ethan: Oh Samantha, cocknballtorture is the best.
Samantha: Good you little pig boy.
Ethan: No don’t step on my balls and cock. Oh no Samantha. Don’t make me your bitch

cockenballs 

That coozbag was all over my cockenballs at the party. I am going to take her home and give her an extra large helping of the cockenballs.
cockenballs by Phizil August 28, 2003

cockballoon

A guy who is so blind to see whats in front of him - when a girl is there wanting sexual pleasure - he takes the condom blows it stupidly as if it was a balloon.
"Karl why do you gotta be such a cockballoon bro? That chick wanted the D in the V so bad but you turned it loose you ass-hat !"
cockballoon by joeshmoe99 September 11, 2013
(n) A game invented by a Vermont Intellectual, Police Officer, and an Anarchist comprising of a tennis ball and a basketball ball hoop. The objective is to throw a tennis ball over a 12 foot fence whilst several rules have the players act out several odd acts. For example if the ball lands on the line of play, the opposing team has to dance like a chicken(cock) without male genitals(cock) whilst turbofolk from the Yugoslav Civil War plays.
“Dang, Cockball is so much better than Full Court.”
Cockball by Ben 5hapiro December 3, 2019

cockballs 

someone with a penis so small it seems like there cock and balls are one object.
Fuck you and your cockballs.
cockballs by kyle February 1, 2004