Ckump 

When you cum in the sink

"hey bro whats going on?"
"bro what's wrong with you! I'm CKUMPING in here!"

Ckump by Howard_Creepers July 4, 2020

chump pump 

When a guy is having sex with a girl and she is bored so she watches tv as he is pumping away like a chump.

I watched part of an infomercial while he was chump pumping away. Sex is soooo soo on boring with him anymore

chump pump by athena2013 November 17, 2013

chumpsketball 

a match into which lame players are sucked for money

assholes defrauding others in peer group

I made $20 in that last chumpsketball, golly!

chumpsketball by kmfrayed April 18, 2012

Clump Sporran 

Burly chicks.

The suety drapes shrouding the fetid seafood platter of a gargantuan and stout female.

I spent a fruitless bank holiday creaming my wives clump sporran with factor 50 sun block. To no avail.

Clump Sporran by Herbie Dongsporran December 31, 2020

real time chump 

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

real time chump by TeaInTheMoment January 10, 2018

trump a chump 

To take advantage of another who is less powerful, too trusting, and who needs something from you.

It’s hard to resist a round of trump a chump when someone is that hungry for the money and the spotlight.

trump a chump by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2018

Clumpany

Primarily the merging of boundaries in company law and common parlance to fictitiously allow a football club to be "saved out of administration" by means of not agreeing a CVA (Creditors Voluntary Agreement) and thereafter liquidation. The Clumpany is formed out of a deep fear of facing reality that your football club is dead and a new Holding Company (HoldingCo) emerges having purchased the assets (NOT THE CLUB)

The Clumpany has become popular method of breaching all Insolvency Laws, Football Association Rules, Articles of Association and offering the brass neck (see Sevconium) to stiff creditors claiming a continuation of the previous football business.

Rangers International Football Clumpany Plc

Clumpany by Propa_Gander August 20, 2013