Chongoose 

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

Chongoose by A chongoose April 13, 2010

chongover 

a chongover is the equivalent of a hangover but comes from a heavy night of smoking weed. you wake up the next day still feeling extremely bleary eyed and unable to move from bed.

"man, today i woke up with such a chongover... i was battered last night"

chongover by BizzleShank January 19, 2010

Comongoose

An individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. Often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. A comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. This peculiar species of human has a diet consists of Burger King and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. See Tyrant

Nerd1: Damnit! The host kicked me out of the room again
Nerd2: Sounds like a real comongoose.

Comongoose by beans555 November 24, 2009

congoose 

the host/hostess of a party

"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

congoose by Control_sauce May 21, 2010

chongfused 

The act of being both high and confused

"Bro I'm so high I'm confused"
"You're chongfused, dude."

chongfused by Chongfusedman May 9, 2018

Confoosed 

basically when you’re confused but you are somehow more confused than confused so instead you are in fact, confoosed

“What even is math? I’M SO
CONFOOSED”

Confoosed by Randomperson409 September 4, 2018

Confoosed 

Another way of saying confused. Commonly used when your brain starts melting because of something absolutely ridiculous happening.

Me: I'm Confoosed. How did I end up getting a C grade in maths, when I studied really hard for it, and I always get As. What's goin on.

Confoosed by CuunCuunLips January 4, 2022