Comongoose

An individual (usually male) who must be in total control of the situation. Often ruling with an iron fist by means of vulgar slander and verbal/physical abuse. A comongoose can be spotted out by the loudest one in a room. This peculiar species of human has a diet consists of Burger King and can expell up to his own body weight in waste a day. See Tyrant

Nerd1: Damnit! The host kicked me out of the room again
Nerd2: Sounds like a real comongoose.

by beans555 November 24, 2009

Chongoose

the god child of a cheetah and a mongoose

Balls man, you were moving like a chongoose.

by A chongoose April 13, 2010

congoose

the host/hostess of a party

"Wanna party? Dan's the congoose, so it'll be chill."

by Control_sauce May 21, 2010