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chief box-a-porno 

Chief Box-a-Porno was the leader of an obscure group of nomadic masturbators in the late 1990s. Being of little means, they spent most of their time scouring the land for the bare necessities like food, warm shelter and discarded pornography. "The Chief" was well known for his quality stash which he carried with him at all times. During the colder winter months, The entire tribe would often time spend weeks in my Mom's basement jacking to the Chief's fabulous collection. The group disbanded in the mid 2000s due to the "Great Tissue Shortage" of 2004.
Wow, that Chief Box-a-Porno was a great leader...What more can you say about that fucking guy?

Chief Keef

The highly intellectual and most prolific philosopher of the 21st Century also known as “Sosa” who spreads words of infinite wisdom through the expression of music and other sources.
“The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life”. - Chief Keef
Chief Keef by Tedd September 17, 2018

Taqiyyist-in-Chief 

Refers to Barack Obama, who as President never missed an opportunity to support an Islamist cause, nor to denigrate Jews or Israel. Derived from the Islamic practice of Taqiyya: To lie to the face of your enemy in order to lull them into complacency, whilst you gain sufficient military or political strength to destroy them, as they rely upon the (absent) truth of your assurances.
The Taqiyyist-in-Chief said that Iran will NEVER get a nuclear weapon on his watch, and that inspections of Iran's nuke facilities will be "ironclad."
Taqiyyist-in-Chief by Phuqit October 7, 2015

big chief turd in the face 

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!
There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

Liar-in-Chief 

Nickname for any President of the United States who lies more than he tells the truth according to multiple non partisan fact checking organizations. Donald Trump is currently caught up with so many ties to Russia and Putin that he can't seem to untangle that the lying has increased on a daily basis.
Trump told multiple lies today which is pretty much what a Liar-in-Chief does every day
Liar-in-Chief by geraldatwork March 7, 2017

rapist-in-chief 

Did you hear The Donald blindly defend Bill O'Reilly against sexual harassment charges?
Normal Person. The Donald is such a Rapist-in-Chief