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Chickapow 

(int) A celebration of joy, excitement, or pride. Chickapow has no direct definition; it could mean a multitude of things. Chickapow must be said in a certain voice, like a samurai would say it. Chickapw is normally used by itself.
(n) Whatever you want, but usually something wrong, drugs, alcohol, or pussy. Chickapow could even mean food.
(int) Man, we went to the mall the other day, and AJ was like Chickapow!

(n) You went to get chickapow without us?
Chickapow by T.R. Lewis July 29, 2008
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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009

chicanowash 

Using the gas station windshield cleaner to wash your entire car.
These cheap asses in front of me just pulled a chicanowash,
chicanowash by capn freddy June 22, 2012

chickawawa 

(noun)A dame who knows how to get everything she wants.Chickawawa.
(verb) Every time a promise is made with conditions and conditions are not met, but promise is kept. you have been chickawawa'd.
(noun) Blackwidow,Golddigger . Example:Lady Chickawawa sure is hot, but the maintenance, Hebus!
(verb) Wow Betty that sure is a sweet ride, where'd you get
that? Well you see I promised Bill aBJ every morning for the next 5 years,He,Ha! Well I'd have to say you sure chickawawa'd him on that one babe.
chickawawa by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

crackapow 

Is a term said aloud when a beaver or other wild creatures has been killed or shot at! Also can be said when someone hammers down on a cold beer or shot of yukon jack has been taken.

The word tends to be used more as the night progresses due to the amount of alcohol being consumed so that the term can be used.
Ohh look there is a beaver over there, shoot it! BOOM we got him! "CRACKAPOW"
crackapow by duckninja6 April 19, 2010

Chickapea 

cute small animals or persons chickapea like
Chickapea by pixie 2008 November 1, 2008

chickappatamus 

An overly obese girl. 5'2 or shorter and 250 lbs plus with little to no neck.
OMG, do you see that girl? She can't can't see her toes and she's not even pregnant. What a chickappatamus.
chickappatamus by Toenail Cheese February 27, 2011