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an extremely handsome or sexy man that radiates masculinity. can sleep with any women in the world
"how's you're man?"
"he's nice, he's an alpha male"
"Oh really? well, too bad, mine's a Chatma"
Chatma by Severus Zeng October 13, 2020
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Catmanified 

When someone that is super racist and 'based', start attaching themselves to anime characters and become different individuals
Holy crap Adam, Jose got catmanified, what will we do now?
Catma is the opposite of dogma. Dogmas are absolute beliefs that are supposed to be completely true all the time, Catmas are relativistic meta-beliefs.

The central Discordian catma is: "All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

This is true in some sense. What matters, however, is not whether things are true in some sense, but how far fetched that sense is.

DISCORDIAN CATMAS
Think For Yourself.
Convictions Cause Convicts.
The Conclusion You Jump To May Be Your Own.
The Pun is Mightier then the Sword.
Truth: If its not one thing its another.
Reality: It all depends on how you look at it.
The Enlightened take things Lightly.
No Two Equals are the Same.
Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
Is the thought of a Unicorn a Real Thought?
Curb Your Dogma.
Discordians don't have dogmas, which are absolute beliefs; we have catmas which are relative meta-beliefs. And the central Discordian catma is- any affirmation is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense. And if you repeat this 666 times, you will achieve supreme enlightenment -- IN SOME SENSE!

--Robert Anton Wilson
catma by WhiteBear June 13, 2016
chammaks are people in dubai (and sharjah) that try so hard to be part of the "cool gang". they wear branded items all the time and half of their closet are rip offs. they smoke to fit in and legit cough after every puff and dont know how to hold a cig properly. they drink everyday and claim they are depressed by posting depressing simpson music videos on their snapchat story almost everyday. they do glue and galaxy and sniff the glue off a mountain dew bottle like we cant see it. they also probably get their dokha set taken away everyday and still manage to steal or buy a new one. also theyre very broke and always tryna act slick and shit, if u see a group of teenagers in dubai motorcity or dubai marina, they are chammaks
guy 1: "lets go hangout with that group, they seem cool"
guy 2: "wtf bro theyre chammaks i aint embarassing myself like that"
guy 1: "oh"
chammak by imnotachammak May 30, 2018

Chadmath 

A branch of mathematics that doesn't give a fuck about any of the other branches of mathematics.
It looks like they've just cherry picked random data series to support their thesis and then failed to add up numbers correctly but boy do those numbers look good. What sort of math is that? Oh, of course, it's Chadmath.
Chadmath by Kenneth Dredd May 31, 2021
A lovely stunning girl, who's always in for fun. When you're frieds with Chaimae you'll have a friend forever and she'll fight for your friendship. She falls in love very fast but doesn't show her pain and smiles everyday with her beautiful smile. Don't mess with a Chaimae because she has friends who have her back and beat you up.
Hey there's chaimae!

Chaimae cutie how are you?
chaimae by Missmievrouwtje March 18, 2015