Candolini 

A short person known for the legs of a midget and the torso of a regular person and for saying "everythings coming up cando". Avid Michael Vick fans

Did you see that "Candolini" over there?

Candolini by Lepprachaun December 15, 2009

contolini 

italian slang. to majorly excel at something. hardcore-like.

"yo man, you contolini'd. i've never seen anyone throw an orange that far. nice work!"

contolini by Walling March 4, 2008

wilkes county, north carolinia 

The one place on earth can magically turn rednecks into Millionaires. Primary usage in the following industries.
1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County

Junior is the best example of a wilkes county, north carolinia millionaire he has worked in all four industries.

wilkes county, north carolinia by burchs March 15, 2010

Carolining 

Locking yourself in a bathroom and having the cops called to break down the door

Are you still grounded from carolining last weekend

Carolining by The Egypt bomber August 25, 2019

The Canclini

getting your ass licked by an extremely old prostitute

Dude i just paid 50 bucks to get the Canclini

The Canclini by bigdaddy187 April 2, 2010

candylingus 

Choosing to suck, not bite on a piece of hard candy.

Did you bite your Lifesavor?
No, I prefer to perform candylingus until it dissolves

candylingus by FritoBandito423 September 1, 2013

Poor man's condominium 

A person that owns a mobile home. But doesn't own the land.

Poor man's condominium --->You may own the structure. But, you don't own the land...

Poor man's condominium by Jere August 7, 2012