Canadian win 

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

Canadian win by Row-hit May 28, 2016

Canadian Winter 

This is when a group of men "make it snow" on a willing female participant. The female is usually willing after a stretch of being neglected for video games.

First brought up by Doc Collins the resident love guru on the Gamerwok Podcast

My xbox RRoD'd so I started paying attention to my girlfriend. Instead of playing multiplayer on Halo me and my friends had a Canadian Winter

Canadian Winter by a very cunning linguist January 25, 2011

canadian window 

A window opened to get Candian natives inside, to rob and kill your family, until you wake up and realize it's just a dream. The Canadian rufied you. He also Random Hoboed you!

That canadian window is open, so i'm sure I will have visitors tonight.

canadian window by lafandadaylahusa the second November 18, 2010

Canadian Windpipe 

When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.

"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman

Canadian Windpipe by Maggie V Raps June 13, 2019

Canadian Wind Tunnel 

The act of defecating into a hairdryer, turning it on the owner, turning it on and blasting faeces all over the holder

James was so wasted last night, I found him in the bathroom covered in his own shit, holding a hair dryer. Must have been a Canadian Wind Tunnel.

Canadian Wind Tunnel by nestegg November 20, 2020

Canadian Winter 

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

i Canadian wintered my girlfriend
HOT

Canadian Winter by that one dude that ruins it March 9, 2018

Canadian winter 

When a male lays in snow to freeze his cock and thaws it inside a vagina

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Canadian winter. she loved it

Canadian winter by Yolanda's child April 20, 2017