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A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
Burnies by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.
I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!
Burnies by spasian June 30, 2008
(adj): Word describing the people of Glen Burnie, MD - A breed of their own. Trust me, if you've been here, you KNOW what I mean. White trash and Ghetto, blended into one. The people of Glen Burnie are known as the 'Ugliest people in the Baltimore Metro Area'.
Boy: "Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone in that RoFo is very very unflattering?"

Girl: "No, that's just Glen Burnie - everyone down here looks like that"

Boy: "Aaah, yes - the Burnies"

Girl: "Yeah, they're all weird looking like that"
Burnies by Jewjewbeanz July 7, 2011
when you have sex with someone and you gaet a STD which burns therefore you got the burnies
Man i fucked dat girl like a week ago and now i got the burnies
burnies by 9@ P3@C# October 2, 2008

Lightning burnies 

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.
Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!
Lightning burnies by Brian April 15, 2003

yellow burnies 

n. 1. A particular genus of feces, tan-yellow in color, and quite acidic. Not as dense as the average turd, yellow burnies tend to be brittle, and may separate during excretion. This causes the burning sensation to be experienced at its fullest, and the wipage to be at a maximum. Yellow burnies typically occur 1-3 hours after ingesting a combination of habanero peppers, corn bread, and bananas.
HUSBAND: Florence, we have a dinner party with the Marps tonight. Make sure you wear the blue--
WIFE: Richard, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I have a searing case of the yellow burnies.
HUSBAND: I feel your pain, honey. Let's just watch re-runs of 227 instead.
WIFE: You always want to watch 227! What about what I want!?!?
HUSBAND: What the hell are you talking about? We always watch freakin' Lifetime whenever we're at home together, and that channel drives me nuts!!! Put on 227 now or I'm going to eat our dog!

dropping bunnies 

making an easy shot or score in any game or sport
Jeremy was not dropping bunnies during the game on Friday.