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Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.
Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.
Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
Burnies by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
someone that is stoned all the time, toasted, wasted high.
Caleb is the burnest dude ever, I don't see how he can still skate.
burnest by UncleStu June 18, 2012

Lightning burnies 

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.
Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!
Lightning burnies by Brian April 15, 2003

burnistoun

you ever seen burnistoun
aye man its well funny
burnistoun by Mr HateCrime February 23, 2021
When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.
I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!
Burnies by spasian June 30, 2008