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Burnieskidlavich 

He only appears one stubby past the threshold and continues to hold beast like status until a state of unconsciousness. Don’t be fooled it only takes one nudge and he’s back on the bull. Remove all flammable items because he’s highly combustible. He’s a Wagga Wagga flogga supporter who grows a beard in only two days. The renowned mating call of the skidlavich is yeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww and he believes this attracts the most sexual attractive ladies of the night and to bring them quicker he licks his lips while playing with or tapping his chest. This all happens while sucking on lung lollipops. When he’s conscious he’ll always have your back and when he’s unconscious the diggers are always there to carry him home.
Burnieskidlavich is a real Simon at heart.
Burnieskidlavich by Pilbara 400 February 26, 2019
A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
Burnies by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
someone that is stoned all the time, toasted, wasted high.
Caleb is the burnest dude ever, I don't see how he can still skate.
burnest by UncleStu June 18, 2012

Lightning burnies 

See "Hershey squirts"
Diahrrea that comes on you in a flash, is almost uncontrollable. And it burns on the way out.
Your mama's cooking gave me the lightning burnies!
Lightning burnies by Brian April 15, 2003

burnistoun

you ever seen burnistoun
aye man its well funny
burnistoun by Mr HateCrime February 23, 2021
When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.
I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!
Burnies by spasian June 30, 2008
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026
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