A condition which starts with a gentle reminder that you have to shit. You sit down to shit like normal, but then suddenly, you feel a pain so horrible that you wish you are dead. This pain continues through multiple bowel movements. In time, your pain may ease.
"I don;t think I can ride a bicycle today. My ass is still sore from having a case of the burnies last night."
by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010
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When you shit so much it feels like fire coming out of your ass.
I had the burnies so bad I was afraid to wipe!!
by spasian July 1, 2008
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(adj): Word describing the people of Glen Burnie, MD - A breed of their own. Trust me, if you've been here, you KNOW what I mean. White trash and Ghetto, blended into one. The people of Glen Burnie are known as the 'Ugliest people in the Baltimore Metro Area'.
Boy: "Is it just me, or does it seem like everyone in that RoFo is very very unflattering?"

Girl: "No, that's just Glen Burnie - everyone down here looks like that"

Boy: "Aaah, yes - the Burnies"

Girl: "Yeah, they're all weird looking like that"
by Jewjewbeanz July 6, 2011
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Burnetts Vodka
Fuck man lets get some burnys tonight

We go thru at least ten bottles of burnys in a week at our crib at ball state
by callmedaddy32 December 12, 2009
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(n.) an abbreviation of Burnett's Vodka & Gin.
Guy 1: "Yo, my contact is gonna pick us up some Burny, what flavor do you want?"

Guy 2: "Is that a question, dog? Green Apple Burny is the only answer!"

Guy 1: "Aw, fuck it dude! Let's just pay $5 more and get some Smirnoff."
by Da Sperminator April 18, 2011
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To get in ones car and drive around while smoking a joint or hitting a pipe.
"Hey, Alyssa, wanna go on a burnie before we go to the zoo?"
"Sure, linzo, as long as we take the cutty roads."
by Rysser July 30, 2006
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late nineteenth century street term for cocaine, esp. in the New York area
As the gang members approached, their bravado and shining eyes told me that they had been heavy into the burny before this meeting.
by Alfred Thomas September 30, 2003
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