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Jersey Butterfinger 

a skeezly sexual maneuver typically performed from the doggie style position. The situation occurs when the fucker in the dominate dog position performs an unauthorized Whiskey Dew Finger and then fish hooks the mouth of the submissive dog fucker.
Guy 1: “Did you hear that Pauly D lost his index finger attempting to Jersey Butterfinger some whore?”

Guy 2: “I heard it was some dude.”

Guy 1: "word"

butterfingers

a clumsy person, especially one who tends to drop things
It was you who dropped it, butterfingers.
butterfingers by Light Joker May 29, 2005

butterfinger 

Ex-UFC ring presenter, Logan Stanton, while perfect in every single way, has an unusually shaped pinky. That doesn't make her any less perfect. It just adds flavour and exoticism to her amazing personality!

Everything butterfinger!
Logan Stanton is a perfect butterfinger! She's a dime with a pinky!
butterfinger by fungiSD May 15, 2020

ButterFingers Montgomery 

Someone who constantly drops the joint due to being very high, usualy at the worst possible times.
Pass the joint dude...

oops

What?

My bad dude

god damn it ButterFingers Montgomery, that was the worst possible time to drop it.

udderfinger

a chocolate, caramel filled udder, that is molded into a shape that resembles a finger, and that is mainly eated by eastern uzbekistanians.
Hey slappy, do ya wanna go get an udderfinger for your mother?
, Nah, i already fed her one for breakfast.
udderfinger by 800 g September 6, 2009

Pudderfinger 

Person who drops and breaks, important, or valuable things.
Jarrett dropped a serpentine belt tensioner and broke it.. What a fucking pudderfinger...
Pudderfinger by Aerswhole November 16, 2016