6 definitions by David Gary David
Before eating Stacy's ass, Bobbie screamed in horror as he noticed the "chumhowler" evacuating into his mouth
by David Gary David June 14, 2019
Verb; During coitus, you gleefully have your partner roll-over on his or her back with there anus facing skyward. You then proceed to urinate into the gaping vortex. Your partner then evacuates the warm golden liquid into the air via flatulent discharge thus creating the beautiful and majestic "Golden Geyser"
After a long day of work, Jana pulled the tarp out, laid it on the floor and called Bill in. She saw this as an opportunity to propose the "Golden Geyser" for their mutual enjoyment. Bill agreed without hesitation.
by David Gary David June 5, 2018
Verb; to cover a height challenged or little person in succulent soil while they are perspiring profusely and then urinate on them to wash them clean
After a long day at the construction site and pinched for time, Brian sought out a friend to give him a golden gopher, so he could get home before his wife found out about his extra curricular activities
by David Gary David June 19, 2018
by David Gary David April 12, 2019
BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!
by David Gary David August 17, 2022
Verb. To place a candy-bar in to your partners anus, hold a plate under your partners asshole & have your partner evacuate the tasty treat on to the plate.
For Lauren's birthday, Justin surprised her in bed with a "budderfinger". She exclaimed with delight and quickly got out her favorite china dish
by David Gary David May 9, 2018