Bryan Crisostomo

The most amazing guy any girl could ask for, he's funny, nice, sweet, and will love you untill the sun burns out. Hes pretty much someone you would be lucky to knowBryan is the most amazing person I have ever met in the entire world. He is so kind and loving and respectful. He is busy a lot, but I know that if he could choose, he would choose to be with me. He is the one person who I have completely fallen in love with. I feel like the luckiest person in the world when I'm with him and there is never a place I would rather be but by his side. He is the one person who has made me feel the most vulnerable because my heart is completely his, and it scares me to be so at risk of being hurt. But if it means being with him, then it's worth it.Bryan's kisses will make a lady melt in his hands.! An amazingly sweet guy who is always there for you. Continues to impress you with sweet sayings and loves you for who you are. Funny and amazingly kind, even if you're in the middle of an argument.he is a smart guy. very loving and cute boy who has style and can dance. also can be very romantic. short attention span. likes to play fight. talktive. honest. loves gum. helpful. i love you Bry.

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Bryan Crisostomo by Kappukeki Crisostomo October 14, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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sans sheriff

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

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