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brookering

v. Playing piano and singing in a surreal god-like fashion.

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Where are the Procul Harums of today? No one is brookering anymore.
brookering by gnostic3 March 2, 2022

Bookering 

When one claims to do something crazy and illegal but it turns out he's full of shit and it perfectly legal.
Damn i cant believe he's bookering by smoking in the smoking section.
Bookering by Sammy Harper September 6, 2018
Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".
he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger
bonkering by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad 

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.
Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

brooking 

A form of entertainment similar to cow tipping. It involves walking along a small creek with an unwitting companion, who is then shoved headlong into the drink. There seems to be an entire think tank devoted to the subtle art named The Brookings Institution. Visitors from Urban neighborhoods are often subjected to this chilling dip.
Janice could not wait to make out with James, but before they could get to the boathouse, he had brooked her. It was her first brooking. They say you never forget your first one.
brooking by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

brokening 

when something that's already broken is breaking some more
oh man my computer is brokening, it won't turn on yesterday and today i accidentally spilled water on it.
brokening by exfuldant August 5, 2011