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Chinese Brokkake Trap 

Where two uncircumcised bros dock together, enveloping their members into one. Then, each bro works the skin to each other until they ejaculate, trapping themselves inside their folds, much like a fucked up crab Rangoon. Then a third party, seated under the trapped bros, is covered in the resulting filling.
Bro, Jake and John totally coated Ben doing the Chinese Brokkake Trap yesterday. He’s such a slut-puppy.

brokkake 

When a bunch of bros get together and jizz on each other but like in just a total bro way. Bro
"Hey bro, is there a way we can jizz on each other in a bro way? No homo bro"
"Sure bro haven't you heard of brokkake?"
brokkake by angnonanonnon February 27, 2015

Brewbaker Sam

during prohibition, brewmakers had to disguise their establishments. most of them had a marker to identify if they were in business. sam 'brewmaker' brubaker had a ship that pointed right when they could serve and right when they couldn't. eventually brewbaker sam was closed down by a group called zeus's dynasty, a powerful activist group.
the guy went to vegas and had a luckier run than brewbaker sam, the odds eventually caught up with him...
Brewbaker Sam by Taoistwin March 7, 2010

brewkake 

The act of several different people dumping each individual's beer in the recipients mouth simulatinuously (4-8 people recommended).
We all gave Byron a brewkake and he loved it.
Dumping beer on a womans vagina as she pisses everywhere.
-"Yo bro do u remember what happened last night?"
-"Yeah we beerkkake on that bitch so hard."
-"Dude I think that was my mom"
beerkkake by pizzapie94 October 2, 2014

brewkakke 

When you get a facial of beer from a keg.
Richard Christie from the Howard Stern Show got a brewkakke from a fresh keg of this Micro Brew.
brewkakke by confuzn August 12, 2014