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Oversimplified political thought that revolves around putting people into arbitrary “boxes” based on perceived political identity, rather than trying to understand each individual’s personal beliefs.

Spelled with 2 x’s to help distinguish “boxing” (left hook, right hook) from “boxxing” (left wing, right wing). First appeared in an Alex Hexagon video.
An example of “boxxing”:

Shepherd believes that men and women have unique abilities and personality traits from birth, and that while both are of equal value, gender roles in society should reflect these differences rather than trying to force men to be women or vice versa. He goes into the “conservative” box.

Andrew believes that women offer nothing of value to men other than sexual gratification, and that men should never invite them into their lives. He goes into the “conservative” box despite having absolutely nothing in common with Shepherd.

Marianne, a self-identified progressive, boxxes the two together and cannot see the difference between the two, despite there being nothing but difference. If you want to be able to have debates with people, you need to learn to think outside the box.
Boxxing by Shepherd Guy September 5, 2025

Jack in the boxing 

To masterbate at work in a cubical or perimeter guard kiosk.
The officer was caught jack in the boxing in his guard kiosk.
Jack in the boxing by Got caught January 16, 2014

Blanket boxing 

When someone is jacking it so hard that it looks like they are boxing the blanket
"I wanna be a blanket boxer when I grow up", said Johnny.

"I really need to stop leaving you home when daddy and his friends are drinking" sighed his mother

"You would never guess what Matt was doin when I walked into the room." "Lemme guess, he was blanket boxing." "How did you know?" "Cuz he loves men"
Blanket boxing by Badbrehm May 26, 2013

Boxing Day 

Thanks to Alexander V. Boxing, for holding the first “Boxing Day” Sale in his Montreal haberdashery December 26, 1818, the day after Christmas, thus creating a new Canadian Holiday Tradition.
Boxing Day by HereBeDefinitions December 26, 2018
to fight with fists or with padded gloves in a boxing ring
I had to give up boxing when my opponents kept getting their gloves caught in my stomach.
boxing by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

boxing the clown 

What? so you're gonna sit at home boxing the clown all night?
boxing the clown by muthafuckinhol January 11, 2010