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bulltimatum

An ultimatum that is disregarded because everyone knows that it will never be enforced.
Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!

Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
Related Words

Balltearer 

When something is so god damn awesome that the only word to explain it is balltearer
Fuck that song was a serious balltearer
Balltearer by PattyC09 December 2, 2009

bulltwang 

A cool alternative to the ugly sounding bull-S**t. It;s meaning can also extend to to something unfair as well as untruths
A: "Sorry you didn't pass your driving test"
B: "That's bulltwang man!"

or

A: "I swear I didn't touch her man!"
B: "We both know that's bulltwang!"
bulltwang by Will-Dawg July 31, 2006

Balltography 

The art of taking high quality photographs of the testicles of one’s self or another. Preferably on the phone of an unwitting victim.
Jerry was first appalled when he discovered the fine art Joey left for him on his phone. However, upon further inspection Jerry grew to admire Joey’s balltography skills and thanked him for such a personal gift.
Balltography by teejb4 May 26, 2019

Balltote 

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.
Balltote by Stilva September 20, 2010

balltrust 

A term used to describe the most ultimate form of trust that a man can ever bestow on another man.
Balltrust takes place when a guy trusts another guy SO MUCH that, if it came down to it, he would trust this man with his own testicles. This form of trust is very rare because a man is never as vulnerable as when his nuts are on the line.
1. (verb) Jake: Aww, did you leave that last beer for me?
Pip: Yep. I saw your classic signature on the side.
Jake: Thanks man! I f***in' BALLTRUST you! :)

2. (verb) Jake (after walking in on Pip bangin' Jake's girlfriend): But, dude! I BALLTRUSTED you!

3. (noun) Billy: You thought Pip was just helping her with homework?
Jake: Yeah.
Billy: Dude. That's a massive amount of BALLTRUST!
balltrust by JBrenneman June 13, 2010